(PDF/EPUB) [Humans Bow Down] ´ James Patterson

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  • Humans Bow Down
  • James Patterson
  • English
  • 13 February 2020
  • 9781786140043

James Patterson ´ 6 Review

James Patterson ´ 6 Review Characters ´ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB ´ James Patterson Humans Bow Down Summary ☆ 6 That could save humankindSix is unaware of the power she holds but the ruling hu bots are not Forced to flee from those sent to kill her can Six discover the secret that could save her life and the future of the human ra I tried but I just couldn t do it

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James Patterson ´ 6 Review Characters ´ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB ´ James Patterson Humans Bow Down Summary ☆ 6 Her work as servants or live in prison campsBut one teenage girl Six has a device that could change everything Her comp a computer onto which the memories of her murdered family have been downloaded contains information It s been awhile since I ve actively hated a book but read it all anyway Maybe this would ve worked somewhat as a simpler graphic novel There are illustrations that point in that direction which really look to me staged photographs Weird Anyway James Patterson lends his million dollar name in this case to what must have been a group of 13 year girls at a sleep over amped up at 3am on Skittles Red Bull and Mountain Dew Ooooo you guys I have the awsomeest idea What if robot humans took over the world ya know And there s this one robot called MikkyBo and she s like the coolest sexiest robot of them all Maybe they could be called Hu Bot like kinda human and kinda robot Get it And she s got perfect skin and long dark hair and wears a cool leather jacket all the time and has a golden choker necklace and is like super skinny and six foot five Jeez Mikky Kind of sounds I wish I was taller and had perfect skin wish fulfillment for you SHUTUP KELLY Who like invited you to this slumber party anyway Anyway MikkyBo is a detective And she has this angry hu bot cop boss Totally EW And she deals with stress by imagining butter pecan ice cream But because she s a ROBOT she can actually like taste it Coolest And her angry hu bot cop boss makes her investigate these stinky ratty humans who survived the humanrobot war and now are starving And live off skanky old protein bars made out of BUGS and totally never shower or change clothes And two of these humans steal a Corvette and go for a joy rideUh Mikky why would robots eat ice cream Or drive Corvettes And for that matter why would they be female or male Do they have like real girl parts and boy parts OMIGOD KELLY You are like for sure gross It doesn t matter Corvettes are cool And this one talks and is like totally bitchy to these humans that steal it And these two humans are like boyfriend and girlfriend but not really I mean he s cute and everything but they only made out like one time And her name is SIX like the first number of her robot assigned ID And anyway they crash the car and run away from the robots who come to kill the entire skanky town and they barely get away by hiding in icky food garbage made up of noodles or whatever under a shack GROSSMikky didn t you just say everyone is starving Why is there a pile of food garbage under a shack KELLY Gosh what are you some kind of logic robot yourself I AM KELLY ROBOT STORY THINGS DON T MAKE SENSE BEEP BEEP BEEP It doesn t matter So anyway they also go to this movie where people just get totally murdered by just watching it Like that s what passes for a good time in this world ya know And Six carries this uantum computer that s like a cell phone but could save the world But she only uses it to look at videos of her dead parents And then Six s kinda boyfriend gets killed in this awesome gun battle scene and it makes her really sad And then it turns out her grandpa made the robots and he totally hates Six He s old and gross and mean And Six s brother and sister are in prison and they hate Six too But mean Grampa makes Six and MikkyBo the Hu bot train together and they become like best friends and and and MikkyBo becomes like even strong fast and awesome and they totally rise up against the robot leaders and save the worldUm Mikky Why would a robot er Hu bot rise up against it s own kind And why wouldn t Six s brother and sister hate their Grampa the guy who actually MADE the robots KELLY IMNOTKIDDINGFORGODSAKES SHUTUP Maybe like MikkyBo gets reprogrammed or something Or maybe they take her little sister hostageMikky wait a minute This robot has a little sister They manufactured her that way Or was she born from an egg or something and is still growing More like an android How are these robots made GAWD PROFESSOR KELLY Of course she wasn t born from an EGG They re ROBOTS All wires and plastic bones and stuff GAWD you are SO STUPID Anyway it turns out Six s brother hates her because Six stole some bread when she was six years old and so he thinks she s a traitor and a murder But it turns out HE S the traitor when he joins the robot side after everyone rises up And Six and MikkyBo totally free the worldJesus Mikky This doesn t make any sense Why would her brother join the robot side Especially after he called his sister a traitor AND been in a robot run prison all these years And who would blame a starving six year old for stealing bread And then the entire world is free How does that happen You only have about 4 or 5 characters in this story I hate you Kelly And everyone else does too You re fat and dumb and horrible and you re never invited to another sleepover Oh and I almost forgot MikkyBo s hu bot brother is really a transvestite or transgender or something whatever Anyway he just wants to be a beautiful girl and it s tragic and sadWHAT Why would a robot want to be either boy OR girl And why would it make any difference to them Gah you know what Don t even answer I m outta here

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James Patterson ´ 6 Review Characters ´ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB ´ James Patterson Humans Bow Down Summary ☆ 6 Hu bots – robots that humans created as perfect versions of themselves – now control the world They seized power in a war that almost wiped humankind off the face of the earth The humans that remain are forced to eit This book feels like it was written by the Hu bot that would replace James Patterson in this society It fails to live up to the thrills brutality and suspense of his other works There are some interesting ideas but the pacing makes it impossible for them to resonate with the reader The illustrations are distracting and I do not understand why they are in this book If you re a fan of James Patterson I d recommend reading almost anything else he s written before reading this one If you like sci fi dystopias read almost any other dystopian novel first Darkness Before Dawn up to the thrills brutality and suspense of his other works There are some interesting ideas but the pacing makes it impossible for them to resonate with the reader The illustrations are distracting and I do not Enlightenment Now The Case for Reason Science Humanism and Progress understand why they are in this book If you re a fan of James Patterson I d recommend reading almost anything else he s written before reading this one If you like sci fi dystopias read almost any other dystopian novel first